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Awesome Demotivational Poster


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


WHO'S AWESOME? - You're awesome!!


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TL

CANADA - January 28, 2010, 1:33 am
thats a sweet poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 28, 2010, 1:23 am
Okay, this oldie but goodie needs votes by newbies. It's one of the best posters ever! just sayin'.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:08 pm
Congratulations Elwood! You have just won the internetz.
Elwood - December 6, 2008, 12:21 pm
I believe that the dog breed is a BEAGLE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:54 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
NY888 - October 4, 2008, 6:30 pm
She is Sarah Palin.
dz - September 9, 2008, 12:35 am
This pic is a favorite of mine! The dog is too cute, what is it?


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being shot by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


WHO'S AWESOME - You Are, Champ You Are


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:07 pm
It's AMSOME on this site bud


awesome cat -


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Xearo



EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by motinet

test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:07 pm
test
Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homosexuality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-sex relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm

lolz


CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
The continental..


AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dymebag

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm
73710, basically the same as the original.


CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that shit, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill.


TAGS: awesome chevelle
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by aintright

twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
My brother had a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 with a 402 big block and a racing transmission. When you double-punched the gas you could actually see the gas needle move! It was unbeaten in the quarter and could pass anything but a gas station!
Airman - September 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
I still want one of these
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:36 am

5l nice. chevelle malibu ss?


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Kerry

Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm
having support pole in hid ass cant help


BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by composidore

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sjrslev

maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Bull

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by whatisgoingon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


NARWHALS -




POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by HeadHunter

Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed


TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.


WOW, ITS SO METAL -


TAGS: wow metal awesome haha funny
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Josh A.

Dewy141 - March 20, 2011, 7:59 pm
Holy crap. I didn't think my picture was even posted. =D


Muslima -


TAGS: awesome islam lol burka
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:32 pm
Any time I see a lot of fancy eye makeup behind the burka, I assume it's some non-muslim lady wearing a costume for the sake of the photo.
EmilioDumphque - April 21, 2013, 2:33 pm
If only they would stick to flipping people off.


WHEN RIDING A BIKE - Don't let anyone think you're wearing a helmet.




FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!


TAGS: superman batman fight awesome
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Jo Jo

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm
They're both fucking tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this shit? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the fuck out of that faggot Batman. Shut the fuck up joey, you don't know anything you fucking dick squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the shit out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hey john doe... Shut the fuck up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god damn it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u fuckbags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no shit einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! DICKCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am
anyway...fuck'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
Yes.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat shit you stupid fuck faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god damned sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbfuck shitsucker, eat my ass, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepfucking dipshit you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm
hey overlord... fuck you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm
No dumb shit. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my dick smashing down on you. You have never even had sex before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go fuck yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there fucking your Mom with me! As for your dick, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Treners, The only time you have ever had sex is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my dick!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
Hold on a motherfucking second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the goddamn Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape fucking your Mom in the ass.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am
Hey Treners, fuck you! You stupid piece of shit. Eat a fat dick and then choke on it you bitch. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm
Seriously, who fucking cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for fucks sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm
Seriously, YOU are such a fuck face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. Fucking idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. Fuck you stupid Fucker
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am
OD: thanks for your concern about my ass! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a sexy nurse with big breasts and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am
PRO...YOUR EMEMA IS READY!
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he shits himself, so you smell shit and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm
In Soviet Russia girl rape you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by penis creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb ass getting us invaded by penis creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Go suck a dick, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-penis-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover fucker, go eat shit and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat shit and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!


ABORTION -


TAGS: abortion awesome kid dead
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Robert the Burninator

corbett06 - September 13, 2009, 9:38 pm
would be a better pic if the vehicle wasn't in park
Mark - February 26, 2009, 3:05 pm
Here's the punch line...Scorpio7 was retro-actively aborted by MotiFake. Bye Bye, too bad, so sad, sux to be you.
u suck - February 22, 2009, 3:22 am
u ruined it
Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 7:35 am
Prevention is even better than abortion. Can YOU say, "Bilateral Vasectomy?"


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


PARARESCUE -




A MAN'S BARBECUE - 0 to awesome-tasting in 5 seconds!!




HOLD THIS - I Need to go be awesome somewhere else


TAGS: bill murray awesome
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 10:10 pm
Elmer's hunting Wabbits
crankyhead - February 15, 2011, 8:32 pm
It's gotta suck to be Tiger Woods right now. Even Carl Spackler has more wins than he does on the PGA tour this year. 5L =)
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:25 pm
'nuff said.
autumnspirit - February 15, 2011, 5:28 pm
Haha! Love it! 5L's
Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
5 lions from me...I love this.
Feasibly - February 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
Kudos indeed...5 of 'em
agdaniele - February 15, 2011, 3:50 pm
For a borderline untouchable theme, this was played well. Kudos.


THE BACONATOR -




STILL A FAIL - Because there are 2 E's in awesome.


TAGS: tattoo spelling awesome fail
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by tito42

tito42 - May 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
yep, that was my first week. i made an account so i could make this motifake, not realizing its been done.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:14 pm
LMAO, GS! Could it be put more elegantly, I submit that it could not!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:10 pm
the balance of nature, giveth to one and wackesth an other. Tis truly a Holiday
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
LMAO! I could've rejected based on "already been overdone in 1994", but I couldn't bring myself to reject it.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
you mean titobvious42!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
Why should I reject tito's attempt to educate us on the finer points of spelling?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:34 pm
LMAO! You bet I did! And, I gave it a 3! YEAH!!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:33 pm
Fucking crap tunnel 1Lion. You really didn't "Have" to did you Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Heh heh. Had to approve it. Welcome to the internet, tito42... first week online?


PARARESCUE -




WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived


TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success


THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!




BADASSERY - When the world just isn't big enough to contain your awesomeness


TAGS: badassery awesome badass usb
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:20 pm
1) That's probably a sell-by date more than a "it will spoil on" date. Also, it has a lot to do with how cold your fridge is set. I had milk going bad Before the BB date because mine was set too low. Check yours today.
abraaz - November 22, 2011, 9:06 am
Yesterday I drank some milk then looked at the date 1week old, sill tasted awesome though :D.
Sho - November 20, 2011, 3:41 pm
Actually, all usb flash are set for quick removal from where they are plugged in. Check it out in Properties
Greeny - November 20, 2011, 12:35 pm
I (have a friend) who removed the tag from a seat cushion
CloudchaserS - November 20, 2011, 10:49 am
I have stared death in the face and lived! (drank milk three days past the expiration date)


CORSET PIERCINGS - Because all that material just gets in the way.


TAGS: corset piercings are awesome
Rating: 4.19/5

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5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 10:53 pm
I just found what would have made this better.... because all that EXTRA material just gets in the way. dammit!


PRIDE - The satisfaction of knowing that you're raising your son the right way


TAGS: pride hooters boobs babies awesome
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:26 pm
And the kid knows that they belong to him for the foreseeable future.....


ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


AWESOME ANDROGYNY - Because wether you're male or female, straight or gay, if you're human, you'll still find these two hot.




US NAVY SEALS -




OBAMA - SAVING THE WORLD AND THE GALAXY


TAGS: obama darth vader star wars awesome
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Ashley

Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:20 pm
wow, chennys really gone downhill.
mrbombastic - August 30, 2009, 10:52 am
Do us all a favor and slice him in half, Lord Vader.
LURCH - July 31, 2009, 7:14 pm
AT LEAST HE IS SETTING THE STAGE FOR THE END OF TIMES AS PROPHESIED IN DANIEL AND REVELATION. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT ATHEISTS
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:57 am
As a note: the $1T in deficit spending is an annual cost that gets us to $9.3T in debt by 2019.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:55 am
poor cabinet hires, declining markets in the face of his "emergency relief stimulus package", on and on.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:54 am
You don't have to see into the future. Watch what's going on today. Releasing terrorists at Gitmo into the US, $1T in deficit spending based on his proposals (source: CBO), national health care, weakness shown to Iran, N. Korea, Russia, Venezuela, piss
HtD - March 22, 2009, 3:17 pm
Doh! I don't have the ability to see the future either. Where did you get your prophetical powers?
HGCaboose - March 22, 2009, 11:42 am
You must be one of those idiots that doesnt know that Obama is going to fuck up America with his lack of experience. How can you save the world when you cant manage a McDonalds?


FIRE SPITTERS - The most extreme way to show the world how awesome they are.


TAGS: fire spitters awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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mariand - August 1, 2012, 6:04 pm
come on lady!... you can do better than this! :)))


EPIC FAIL - Because regular fail just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: epic fail awesome amazing
Rating: 2.27/5

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Dhanus - June 4, 2008, 7:19 am
epic fail? wtf? he managed to get the plane into that position without any damage, roll out the stairs and saunter out.. not even close to failing...
antonjr - June 3, 2008, 1:56 pm
wow, "epic fail" - never seen that one used before


ORKS - Eat aliens and shit space marines


TAGS: ork alien kill awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Bokkie

Elredin2 - October 16, 2009, 6:23 pm
yup in warhammer and warhammer 40k its spelled Ork oh and before i forget Waaaaaaaagh!
Jack Foster - May 23, 2009, 7:27 am
You im sorry to say it, but in Warhammer thats how they spell Orks.
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 10:07 pm
Warhammer isn't WoW, dumbshit. I submit that it is YOU who fails.
you - December 30, 2008, 8:50 pm
fail. it is "orc"


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




ANOTHER GREAT IDEA - From the mind of a bored soldier


TAGS: not sarcastic this idea is awesome
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Reason

spanko1 - October 14, 2011, 10:24 am
Rocky the flying squirrel.
mrbombastic - October 23, 2009, 1:04 am
4 bored soldiers+Iraqi dust storm+canvas poncho=one kickass way to have fun. 5 camouflage-painted lions.


AWESOME -


TAGS: awesome colbert report
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by PK

Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:13 pm
So awesome, he's amsome.
agdaniele - January 12, 2009, 2:26 am
He is awesome, but the quote is recycled... you go into the Dane Cook bin!


- An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right


TAGS: obama president usa fail win awesome
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - December 16, 2009, 1:23 am
I thought politifake.org was supposed to eliminate the need for this sort of debate...mbq
Ponjiu Kublic - December 16, 2009, 1:20 am
Well, uh, gee. If socialism were so great, it would not be an insult would it? But you implicitly admit that it is. On the other hand, COMMUNIST fits better. When a statement of fact IS an insult.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:18 am
The USSR wasn't any more Socialist than the People's Democratic Republic if China is Democratic or a republic, either one.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:16 am
Right-wingers can't seem to get their heads out of the Cold War long enough to remember that it was the *Communists* who were running their economies into the ground trying to deny their people freedom and liberty.
Zed - July 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Too bad for the Republicans that Canada and most of Europe have proved that Socialism, in the context of a democracy, CAN work.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm afraid not. It's an accurate description of the man's policies and actions spoken out of genuine concern for the country and the direction it's headed in. It has nothing to do with who's "right". You as most leftists miss the entire point.
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:05 pm
Name.... you stealing quotes from Plato again?
a name of no use - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
Can't people just use the internet to jerk off like God intended?
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:47 pm
And now my avatar is gone....time to introduce.....ELMO!!!!
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:46 pm
I can always count on you aggy. To reign me in when I start getting all nimbly bimbly. Thanks...
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
MO, it's a lofty wish indeed... utopian, even. But then you'll get others wanting animal cruelty removed, religious removed, canadian references removed, girls that won't have sex with you removed, etc... you get it.
MO - July 5, 2009, 8:21 pm
Mr Motifake, I am writing you to BEG and PLEAD you to create a thrid site. A site dedicated for ploitical use only. Can you take a vote of some kind? A voting button for yea or nay? Something? These politifakes are out of control. Thanks, MO.
Anonymous2 - July 5, 2009, 8:15 pm
Idiot - a word describing someone who thinks the man named "Most Liberal U.S. Senator" will "govern from the middle" as President.


WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I SAID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!!!


TAGS: johnny depp awesome sound
Rating: 2.53/5

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knowitall - August 18, 2009, 11:55 am
lol hockey, what a joke of a sport.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Have a blast!!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ok, now that's amsome! Six Flags!!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agdaniele, I'm outta here. Don't eat yellow ice! Takin' nik on a long overdue trip to six flags tom!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:40 pm
AHHHH...Maybe we're finally beginning to get each other's written word.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:37 pm
And especially in hockey... ruins all of the shifts... more delicate than other sports.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
He he! Becoming!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
As far as hockey goes, you couldn't be more correct. It's crap! So many guys that although weren't "productive" they fit into the overall scheme of the team. Next thing you know you've got a whole new group with the exception of the 4-5 core players.
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
Don't beg. It's not very becoming.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
Damn! Ok, but how 'bout later? Nazi me then? Please?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
Naaaaaaah.... you want it too much!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
Nazi me buddy!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's a shame that hockey is turning into every other sport now... with free agency and greedy players. Can't keep a team together long enough to gel anymore.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
I don't make it a habit to "nazi" those I get along with. Italian thing... turn a blind eye, you know?
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
They don't know what they're talking aboot. Catfish? *seanism*
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
I'm just saying...They said his chances of staying in Philly are slim. Most likely he'll be traded to *gasp* Rangers, Devils, or *wince* Penguins!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
You talkin to ME? You talkin to ME? Hey, I'm just the messenger.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
shmee agent! He's not goin anywhere!!! You scured me. Thought he got the trade or something serious!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Go ahead aggy! I can take it!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
FINGERS...you hush your whore fingers!!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:57 pm
Free agent....
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
I've done my best to curb it... working double-time as grammar and spelling nazi. There's too much opportunity here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
Not noble knuble! You hush your whore mouth!! How? Why? NOOOOO!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Ooo and my advice is to follow Agdanieles lead on the Nazi thing....good role model for all fakers to follow!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Relax. I'll get there. And if you really want to cry, then I'll tell you that we have a really good chance of losing Knuble:(
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
And on a personal note....Pack your shit woman!! Tonight!! 10am...got it??
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sniff...so proud!! You'll do just fine. Just don't be too rough on me....I've got a mean case of the derk derks when I'm spelling....
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
I know, but it's a little pet peeve. If you're trying to prove how awesome you are, you might want to BE awesome while you're doing it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:41 pm
It's a tough and thankless service... it'll bury you here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:38 pm
Careful...once you go down the Nazi road there's no turning back!! Or as some would say....they'res no...
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:32 pm
More awesome THAN you?! I don't believe it.
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:31 pm
He is awesome, more awesome then me!!
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
Indeed Mr Depp, Indeed.
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
YES!


OH SHIT - We're screwed now...




CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!




500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


Sky rockets in flight, Afternoon Delight! -


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:49 pm
Awesome song to be stuck with! I've been stuck with it off and on for about 2 weeks.
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:46 pm
Enjoy you're freedom of speech E.D.! You're welcome! Disabled U.S. Navy Veteran, PROUD TO SERVE!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 3:51 am
Great. Song booger...stuck in the back of my head. Gonna be hummin' that all frekin' day...
EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2015, 12:43 am
A lot of taxpayers' money going up in smoke there.


BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928


TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!


NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express


TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am
Works best if you know where to point it


SPAWN - while you were there reading that manga garbage I was here reading a real comicbook


TAGS: spawn awesome comic book manga
Rating: 3.12/5

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SemperFIrebomb - September 12, 2011, 6:29 am
One point I'd like to add. The guy that did spider-man as well as a few others also has a manga out called " Ultimo." go check it out. + manga babes are hotter and hornier. case closed.
Alixian - September 6, 2011, 3:43 am
I'd say Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star could kick Spawn's ass but Spawn's already dead, so advantage Spawn. Spawn is awesome, 5ls for you and Todd McFarlane


AWESOMENESS -


TAGS: awesome babe star wars
Rating: 2.65/5

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phydeaux - June 1, 2010, 9:58 pm
but....I make no effort and have no talent....oh yeah, i was let in when the standards were lower...
5butjam - June 1, 2010, 5:00 pm
Hah', whoops, did I do this?
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 2:00 pm
Angry angst filled whiners like this creator is exactly whats wrong with the noob pool lately. The only thing a person has to do to fit in here is show some effort and a little talent. The half-assers can go back to 4chan.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 9:44 am
Ah, shit, I brought those too. Guess you can never have too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2010, 9:42 am
I'll bring the goldfish crackers and marijuana.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 9:35 am
We'll just hang out in our fort... Hee hee... Got the flashlights? NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2010, 9:33 am
Thank you dear.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 9:31 am
Good night, cranky guy. See ya in two weeks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2010, 9:29 am
BTW. It has nothing to do with an "exclusive little club" You're just not funny. You are kinda sensitive though...try Martha Stewart's website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2010, 9:27 am
Wow! someone has sand in his Vagina.....I give him 12 hours before he's banned. See ya sally!
TurnbullAC - June 1, 2010, 9:17 am
culos - make me, bitch!!
culos - June 1, 2010, 8:52 am
If that's your attitude I'd say yiou have no place here, we're way to pathetic for you....GTFO
TurnbullAC - June 1, 2010, 8:41 am
Oh sorry, are other people gatecrashing your exclusive little club? Suck it up bitches!! You are a bunch of sad little nerds aint ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2010, 8:31 am
Good start turnbull....way to take criticism. 1L
TurnbullAC - June 1, 2010, 8:21 am
5butjam.. Get a life you sad, egotistical little shit!!
5butjam - June 1, 2010, 8:02 am
BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL! Of course, you still have to steer....


AIRWOLF - Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be Airwolf instead.


TAGS: airwolf awesome stringfellow hawke
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by blinkyblarp

blinkyblarp - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
It's a parody of the "Awesome" one with the jet. And an homage to Ernie Cline's Airwolf spoken word. I'm glad you like it. ^_^
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is this also a parody of a really bad motifake on this site? (There is one really old one that is similar but not Airwolf related.) Even if it isn't, I think it's funny. Actually, very funny.
blinkyblarp - September 16, 2009, 11:43 pm
No Ernie Cline fans in the Motifake house? Or maybe I'm just really not funny. I can live with that I guess.


LASER-MOUNTED DOLPHIN - prepare to die




WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.


TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
cause
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?


ONE EYE -


TAGS: one eye gun rifle awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

koradan - August 31, 2009, 5:24 pm
Isn't he holding it on the wrong side, if he is going to aim? What am I saying, HE'S TOO AWESOME TO AIM!!


DEAD GUYS - Dead Guys giving away flutes since 1969




THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?




THE GREYBEARD ADVANTAGES -


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
What?
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


PARACHUTE RIGGERS - Best damn rate in the Navy...Get some!




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HELL YEAH - Thats my VP Choice! w00t!!!!! A milf with in a bikini with a shotgun!


TAGS: palin bikini guns politics awesome
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Scott

Jesse - November 24, 2008, 9:38 am
Not a Milf Either
anonymous - October 10, 2008, 7:24 pm
Not a shotgun...or a rifle...but a bb gun. Look closely. Yeah...bad ass, huh?
D4V3 - September 11, 2008, 8:36 pm
yeah it's 'shopped, sarah palin's tits are bigger than that. oh, and that's not a shotgun.
anonym - September 8, 2008, 3:32 pm
Ok, im just making sure, but this IS photoshoped right? Otherwise, I think I know who to vote for...


DRAGON BALL Z -


TAGS: awesome show live action sucked
Rating: 4.38/5

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corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
i finnaly watched soul eater...thats an interesting choice of avatar for you toc..medusa the witch..i think i spelled medusa wrong but oh well...its a good show
corbett06 - August 13, 2010, 9:01 am
yeah they do they also remind me of the throne gundam zwei from gundam 00
Bartimaeus - August 13, 2010, 12:43 am
Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Very interesting. Tell me more.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
they have a new gundam out its name is kinda gay tho...gundam unicorn...but it continues the story of zion from like gundam x and gundam SD
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Yeah, Medusa from Soul Eater. That was a good manga...never really got much into the anime with that one. I'm thinking about starting on DGrayman; it's kind of on my list next to Claymore.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
ah ok the character style looks similar...Dgray isnt bad i had a string of nights at work and was super bored so i watched it
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Soul Eater. I never could get into DGrey
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:23 pm
i agree with toc i liked the old ones but they should have made a new show not improved the old..toc is your avatar from D grayman?
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Mmmm... gotta admit, even I'M not the biggest fan of anything DragonBall. When Nick started playing DBZKai, I rolled my eyes. They should have spent that $ making a new show, not remastering the old one.
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:05 am
I tasted Bull teticles in Spain and Horse-balls in Belgium, haven't been able to slay a dragon yet, but who knows, I might like it after all...
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 3:27 am
So then, your problem isn't with DBZ but with anime in general. Doesn't that make you somewhat prejudiced?
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 1:04 am
I think not. Much closer to Bugs, Daffy, Jonny Quest & Wolverine. Hell, I have no idea what a sailor moon is.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Come on, Ice. What were you? A Sailor Moon fan?
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:26 pm
5l...my son loved this show
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm
Seriously, it was ghey.


WORLD HISTORY 101 - A pictoral essay featuring some of your favorite motifake pic's


TAGS: world history bacon beer hillary awesome epic
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:53 pm
Yes that explains how the red states are the biggest welfare queens supported by the blue states. What a load.
Sean - May 18, 2010, 12:12 am
As in your IQ?
Xantharon - January 14, 2010, 4:14 am
Hmm .... somehow .... Absolute 5 here ....
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 9:38 am
I'm wondering now, have many Canadians are here? haha
Sean - December 27, 2009, 2:17 am
Yep. Found it on Youtube. And I damn near got the lyrics bang-on (which I only know from that WKRP episode -- the one where he showed up to marry Jennifer Marlow. Now there's another Ginger-Maryanne siteeation.)
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:52 am
Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:48 am
That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:50 am
That reminds me of a lyric (workin' from memory here): "If the cat could talk, what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool. Never said a mumblin' word." Dude who sang that song was on an episode of WKRP.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:28 am
If that chair could talk...I'd have to kill it. KILL IT DEAD!...Alas, only stains can tell the tale.
MrRandom - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
A special fun time chair, Bart?
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:24 am
I never said it was a human arm...and that chair meant a lot to me.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:22 am
"they've" ... the leg I can understand, but I think you're b.s.ing aboot the broken arm. How is it "sitting on the table?" Eh? Got ya!
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:11 am
A broken arm and a severed leg couldn't keep me from fryin' bacon! I should know...they've been sitting on the table for months.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:09 am
And let me guess, Bertha, ya chip a nail an' you just keep on fryin', eh girlfriend.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:00 am
That didn't sound particularly tough, did it? Well...I cook bacon without a shirt on. No...still not badass enough. I got...I don't even wear oven mitts. Bam.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
and I'll have bacon a-sizzlin'. The halfway house just gave me stove privileges.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
A: rotten eggs work wayyyy better fer that. Derrrrrr. B: you can't do eggs benedict right with regular bacon. it simply dominates the other ingredients, so you simply have your real bacon on the side. C: I'm coming down there junior, I'll find you!
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:36 pm
World History 101, Who would guess it'd all end with a laughing cat.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:20 pm
travesty, pure and simple. Why did you guys invent that shit?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
I respecfully disagree, Sean. Fresh eggs are best used for marking the houses of people guilty of general douchebagery. Otherwise, how would we know who they are? We'd have to meet them on the streets and find out the hard way. Also, flat bacon is a
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:07 pm
and it has only one known use: eggs benedict -- the single best use of fresh eggs ever devised.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:06 pm
Dammit Bart, don't make me look up whatever juvee facility currently houses you and come down there. By the by, "Candian bacon" doesn't exist outside of Leave It to Beaver reruns. What you mistakenly moniker as such is called peameal bacon ...
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:04 pm
Isn't that that fancy body pantyhose them ballerinas where under their tootoos?
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
pssst: LEO-TARD ... huh? huh?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
You can't be American without free ballin' once in a while. You have to give your Liberty Bells room to ring, man.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 10:58 pm
LEOTARDS Conservatism is just Todd Snyder's attempt to justify never leaving home without his underoos on.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 10:11 pm
Canadians have it made. They just settle their arguments with snowball fights and drinking contests and shit. Too bad their bacon sucks.
amina - December 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
completely true porcelina. there for i change my number 4 reason to 'an obvious attack on certain groups.'
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
Nevermind, I can see how this can be an attack towards liberals, but that's only if you think being muscular, and meatbrained is better than having substance to your character.
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:10 pm
Amina, it doesn't look like an attack to either group. It's ridiculing both
amina - December 26, 2009, 8:04 pm
I have no stand point on the conservative vs liberal thing. but i 1 lioned this because it is 1) political 2)long as hell 3)boring as hell 4)an obvious attack on a certain group.
boeweizer - December 18, 2009, 1:28 am
rawr its funny
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 7:17 am
That makes sense Zed, I always thought superman was a pansy.
Briton of Rose - December 10, 2009, 2:55 am
*dials phone* Hello, PolitiFake? I think you guys must have sprung a leak, because there's a big drip over here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Todd, when Superman was first created in the 1930's, he was a SOCIALIST LIBERAL. Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and the Atom are Liberals too, for that matter. The only conservatives in the JLA were Hawkman and Batman, with the others being Centerists.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
HA! 5LIONS!
sickartist - December 9, 2009, 7:43 pm
Being long, drawnout and boring is worse than it's being political
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow, I'm agreeing with Derek here. Why the hell was this allowed? I demand an answer, its obviously political.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
I thought politifake bollocks were to appear on a politifake.org?


THE BACON THREAD -


TAGS: awesome waste of time
Rating: 3.36/5

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Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 5:26 pm
5 Golden Pounds of Bacon for you Sick!


SEX + LSD - Something like that. Individual results will vary.




NINJA MONKEY - Don't Underestimate The Power of The Ninja Monkey!




TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.




BACONY EGGS - Where is your God now?




SCOTLAND - England's ugly step sister since 1701


TAGS: scotland america eagle awesome
Rating: 1.94/5
STD Man - May 7, 2009, 11:12 am
America is a joke :S and by joke I mean a country :)
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:23 pm
what 'ME.' said sums it up
ME. - April 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
YOUR ALL FUCKING RETARDED.
Stupid Scotland! - February 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
Lets think about everything scotland has done for the world 1.TV 2.Steam Engine 3.Marmalade 4. The Bank of England 5. The United States Navy an many more.
james - January 29, 2009, 2:19 pm
SCOTLAND: Not a Country...anymore.
InkFox - October 8, 2008, 7:58 pm
wait wait wait... go back one a second... didn't Canada beat the pants off America in the War of 1812? I mean they're still there so I imagine they won


ANGER - It fuels the soul.




HAPPINESS - is simply ignoring the bad things in life


TAGS: smiley awesome happiness happy epic fail
Rating: 3.58/5

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matej098 - January 28, 2012, 2:16 pm
nice one


AWESOMENESS - When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesone instead. True story.




JAMES, KIRK - I'm sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.




U.S. NAVY - If you got the balls, we got the artillery.


TAGS: navy artillery ship awesome power
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - July 18, 2009, 11:46 pm
No artillery here. Anyway... balls to do what exactly?


[AWESOME] -


TAGS: button awesome rvb red blue
Rating: 2.5/5

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Greeny - April 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night.


CAPS LOCK - IT'S AWESOME!!1!


TAGS: caps lock awesome
Rating: 2.41/5

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Culos - March 1, 2009, 4:56 pm
So do I, don't they ever learn it's Amsome????
Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
...oh, I hate posters like these.


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay


TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

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randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?


CHUCK - He's better than you.


TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-


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